Build the exact order, then clock out to claim 0.000001 $WAGE per order on Robinhood Chain. New here? read what this madness is β
π Clock in
Another day dreaming of being my own boss...
(No gas required. Clocking in on-chain is optional and just for the meme.)
π§Ύ Front counter β Order #1
Make it quick, wagie.
Customer: β
ORDER #1
WcWage Β· register zero
β
Build the EXACT tray. No refunds on effort. β
W c W A G E
π¨βπ³ KITCHENtap items β they land on the table
Empty trayβ¦ tap the menu below π
π₯ Burnout level0%
Pending wages this shift
0.000000 $WAGE
β $0.00 (obviously)
πΈ Your paycheck
βYour $WAGE
0.000001Per order
βThe Boss's till
0Your orders
0Shifts
$0.00Wage/hour*
*Calculated over a legal workday. Spoiler: it's illegally low.
ποΈ The Boss's panel
β REC Β· CAM 04
β How it works (the legal pyramid scheme)
- Connect your wallet to Robinhood Chain (gas is paid in ETH).
- Clock in and serve orders by building the exact tray. That's your Proof of Work.
- Each order =
0.000001 $WAGE. You accumulate pending wages during the shift. - Hit Clock out β a
claimWages()transaction pays your misery from The Boss's till. - Check your balance. Cry. Clock back in. π
The $WAGE token launches on DYOR Fun V3 (standard ERC-20). The
WagePayroll contract is just the payroll till. None of this is financial advice;
we are literally paying you dust on purpose.
Editing the order number in the HTML does not change what you get paid β
the dApp uses internal game state, and the contract caps each shift at
maxOrdersPerShift with a cooldown.